![]() ![]() Sandy: What's got your beehive a-buzzin'?.You're twitchin' like a prairie dog on a cow-skin rug. SpongeBob: I lied! I lied! I lied! I lied! I lied! I lied!.SpongeBob: I did a bad thing, Sandy! I did a very bad thing!.Sandy: What can I do ya for, SquarePants?.Please meet me there so I can finally see you fly?!" Oh no! What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? I can't fly, Gary! I'm not a flier! I'm a liar! SpongeBob: "Dear SpongeBob, I'll be at the Bikini Bottom Air Show tomorrow.French Narrator: 4 to 6 more days later.SpongeBob: "Dearest Pen Pal, yes, I can fly! Boy, do I love flying! Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly!".SpongeBob: Time to make Pen Pal's wish come true with a tiny white lie!.Priest: We're gathered here today to celebrate the life of Pen Pal.SpongeBob: I don't want to let him down and say that I can't fly! 'Cause then, his dying wish will never come true!."I can't believe I know a real life pilot! I wish I could watch you fly, because I am dying!" Dying?! Not Pen Pal! SpongeBob: Ha! What a silly misunderstanding.SpongeBob: Gary, my pen pal thinks I can fly!.French Narrator: See? What did I tell you?.SpongeBob: "Dear SpongeBob, Wow! You know how to fly?" Fly? What does he mean by.SpongeBob: Nah, it's just a little slime.It looks as if the domesticated snail has unintentionally deformed the word "Frying." Making it look like the word "Flying." This is probably going to be a problem later on. SpongeBob: Gary, get off of that! You'll spoil my masterpiece!.Sincerely, your new best friend!" Behold, the perfect letter! Now for the envelope. "Dear Pen Pal, my name is SpongeBob SquarePants." Oh, that's great! "I work at a restaurant. SpongeBob: All alone? No one to talk to? Why not write to a total stranger? Connect with other Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Pen Pals Today! Oh, I've never had a pen pal!.French Narrator: You will notice that the sponge is bored, because his best friend Patrick is away.French Narrator: Ahh, a happy pineapple under the sea.This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Snail Mail" from Season 9, which aired on October 22, 2016. ![]() " Pineapple Invasion" List of episode transcripts ![]()
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